Quotes

WARNING: THIS PAGE CONTAINS QUOTES WITH EXTREMELY STRONG LANGUAGE AND SEXUAL CONTENT. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

 

I thought I would write down some of the funniest and most memorable things I have heard in my army career. If you have a funny quote, comment the link to the comment, picture, etc. or just copy and paste it. Tell me approximately when it was and who said it.

Note: Some content is for mature audiences only. You have been warned

 ~Boomer

“March on!”
~Oagalthorp

“I dont march to the beat of the drums, I hear maracas!”
~Shadow2446

“Takin it back Old Skool.”
~Shadow2446

“Today, at 10:54am RPF slipped into Snow Fort, and accidentally conquered it.”
~Dragonninja0

Zippy500: “You’re not the guy for me. Cause I’m in love with Person’s mom!”
Person1233: ” ”

Person1233: “You want me to look at your milkshakes? 0_o”
Zippy500:“Person that was a CRAZY party last night. But umm I woke up on your bed and there was vanilla ice cream on my lips. I don’t remember eating vanilla ice cream.”

Lucario98765: “Wow, I thought you all would hate me when I joined Nachos.”
Fort57: “I hate you Luc.”
Lucario98765: “I love you too Fort.”

“How was I supposed to know screwing a monkey gave me some kind of illness called AIDS?”
~Zippy500

Kpkrocks1:“What about we attack Oagal and his supporters?”
Wgfv: “Let’s dump whatever the hell it is he’s drinking.”

“I was saving a baby owl from certain death!”
~The Jungle N

“It’s better to have a smart mouth than to be a dumb ass Mindy.”
~Kyle Cease

“*Throws gay cow at Luc”
~Mazachster

“MY SOLDIERS ARE COMPLETE DRUNKS. THEY ARE ALL 100% DRUNK. I stepped on Trooper Duck’s eggs and I thought I said NO SEX. I killed General Duck becuz NO SEX.”
~Ductator Duck

“I shoulda never shoved all those poor animals up my ass!”
~Kyle Cease

Terrking24: “I was just about to click tit.” *it it not tit IT IT”
Boomer 20:“lol nice typo xD”

Rapidy:“Rap’s getting funky with the Monkeys.”
Nakib:“Ohh that means with Ankita that she’s a monkey?”
Goalkeeper7: “He might be gay…”

Peguin21795: “I’m so happy, I am about to sh*t my pants.”
Capuzzi:“Not in front of me plz.”

Wii Mountain: “Hey guys guess what I’m gonna do.”
Ambrosha: “Get naked.”

Fort57:“** Get’s megaphone LUC NIC’S ON*”
Boomer 20:“*Throws rock at Luc’s window, get up lazy a$$!!”
Nicole6754: “*Kicks Boomer’s ass*”

Pat:“I lost a fight against ACP. “
Boomer 20:“Good job Pat now you’re a small asterisk in the ACP Kicked Your A$$ category.”

Shaboomboom:“Ok I added a page to the chat.”
Commando717:“Amazing! He did more than Kg in 30 seconds! I’m just kidding! lmao”
Shaboomboom: Nice. You’re lucky Kg isn’t here.”
Commando717:“YESSSSS”
Shaboomboom: “O wait he is.”
Commando717:“NOOOOO”f
Lucario98765:“Don’t worry I prt scrn that.”

Commando717: “I left a comment saying ‘I think Aka should be Field Janitor’.”

Zippy500:“Obama wants to draw troops out of Iraq. How is that the same as Bush?”
Dr Nono Jr: “Bush is really one of the greatest presidents we’ve ever had.”
Boomer 20:“OMG DID U JUST SAY THAT!? Wow Bread.”
Zippy500: “Bread= retard redneck”

Lucario98765 (As Vital Viper):“I rape lil snake boys.”
Boomer 20:“Ohhh so that’s what “spread the viperness” means.”
Lucario98765 (As Vital Viper): “ROFL BOOMER. I never thought that till now.”

Blue Speed 7: “Can I have me medal of honour though?”
Solraida:“I’ve been here for 3 years I should get the medal of no life xD.”
Abercrombe29: “If you keep asking, you’ll get the medal of banned award.”

Rapidy:” Sheila, Lilyray is taking your spot as princess. “
Sheila Gally: “F*CK HER, GET HER DAMN ASS. I WANT IT BURNED AND DANCED ON. Pardon my French.”

Oagalthorp: “P.S. Boomer: Great speeches, you have more talent than I thought.”
Boomer 20: “Thanks. That means a lot from you.”
Abercrombe29: (sarcastic) “Wow, what an honor.”
Fort57:” Oagal never gave me a compliment like that.”

[Kick] “I have kicked Your_Mom_is_HOT Reason: My mom says thanks but you haven’t hit puberty yet.”
~Baloon451

Boomer 20:“Berry what do I suck? *why  O wow that was a bad typo xD.”
Person1233: “You suck lollipops. 8) “
Fort57:“Ohh Boomer bad timing, Person was here xD.”
Boomer 20:“Yeah ik. Could have been a lot worse tho xD.”

“CAN I BE A RAPER FOR ACP?”
~As334 on a Join page form (typo I think… )

Jedimaster17: “THERE’S MORE TO LIFE THAN HAVING WINE, AND SEX!”
Lucario98765: “Yeah there’s masturbating.”
Dragonninja0:“There’s also oral Luc.”

Johnhancoff: “Can I be a mod for a sex? *sec”
Snowy 351: [Kick] “No sex talk here.”

“It’s like, dude, Jewish people get 8 days because they don’t make as big deal about it. Why did you have to go and make Christmas 12 days! You bastard!”
~Kyle Cease about the guy who thought of the “12 Days of Christmas”

“Boomer I dare u to turn of the tv in a milk sex. **mil sec* LOL”
~Missfrog4

“Nachos are tasty. I dunno about the army being tasty though.”
~Some n00b on Mammoth

“You see, I am kinda like a weed. A really friendly weed who kicks butt, but a weed nonetheless.”
~Alpha 1

Mazachster:“Being an Oagal suckup is better than leading an army in the nude.”
Person1233:“Pfft Maz, you know nothing about leading an army in the nude. There is an awesome breeze.”

“Boomer’s a major cutie-pie. What a stud-muffin. xD”
~Oagalthorp (kidding )

“I still remember when Big Balls banned me on forum. Oh crap…um *Big Balla. Sorry, s is right next to the a. I still hate him/her/it anyway.”
~Headofpolice

Dialga80: “Boomer’s my whore.”
Boomer 20:[Boomer enters] ” Haha great timing xD”

“She’s banned forever. There’s no such thing as long enough.”
~Fort57

Robotizer: “I porne you Noka. **pown*”

“We were talking about my puffle named Orgasm on Nacho chat… O_O”
~Person1233

“Hey I’m mad Commando, you melted my hands of plutonium. “
~Clintos007

“Woot Oagal! You made an edit that I can agree with!”
~Person1233

“El pollo es muy importante.”
~Boomer 20 with a purposefully incorrect translation

“If you want the tallest building in the city, you have two options. You can either build the tallest building, or tear down all those that are taller than yours.”
~Oagalthorp

“I will post our strategy when the Snow Forts return and the puffles are killed.. err… removed.”
~Person1233

“boy who plays club penguin died”
~Search term that linked to the SSACP site

“to know when u have anger problems”
~Search term that linked to the SSACP site

“conficker, you know, computer viruses are created by the government to keep people in geek squad in business xD” ~Hoppy Toe

Penguink2: “ACP sucks!”
Seanehawk: ” If ACP sucks so much, it shows how AWESOME you are being here.”

Saint1119: “I bet my dad 5 bucks that I could lick my elbow by the end of the week. So i went to Wiki Answers and found out how: 1.Using a chainsaw, remove your non-dominant arm. 2. Stick out your tongue. 3. Pick up the arm with your other, working arm and touch the elbow to your tongue. 4. Seek medical help IMMEDIATELY. 5. You should be on the phone with 911 no more than 15 seconds after you started these these steps.”
Kg 007: “That’s a little extreme…”
Saint1119: “Dude… 5 bucks.”

Saint: “ABER. ABER ABER ABER ABER.”
Luc: “MOM. MOM MOM MOM.”
Chris: “wut”

Shadow2446:[Ban] I have banned Flappy2558 reason: Go screw a ham
Kg 007: “Shadow you do know there is someone named ham here.”

Kj Bulldogs: “We are 75% nachos and 50% acp.”
Saint: “Thats 125% idiot…”

Noseycjr: [spamming]

Ennbay: [kicks] reason: shpam

Ennbay: wth shpam xD bad typo.

Solraida: [talking]

Seanehawk: watch your language 8 year olds come here

Solraida: Sorry, Its nod’s fault.

Nodear: Blame it on the hoe

“Oagal was a great leader while he was a leader. Then he came back and screwed with us a bunch after he retired.” ~Dr Nono Jr

“Wtf is air?” ~Foxtails

“Wanna try out my single-barrel pump-action yogurt rifle?” ~Kid Robot